Sportsball, the Vodville show!
Good news everyone! Historica Canada offered to let us show you Heritage Minutes whenever we want. There are 105 of ‘em, and no, we won’t be giving those peach baskets back.
Rather than embrace only one kind of sportsball, we went wide and brought in a whole variety of sportsballs.
Much like artistic creative expression, sport is ultimately a form of creative expression that is by the people, for the people. Regardless of the institutions that spring up to either support or exploit them.
For those who want to fill your Can Con quota look for the🍁 below.
The Beautiful Game(s)
- 🍁Men with Brooms (2002) – A salute to the noble game of sliding rocks over a frozen pond while cross-training housework. Curling puns, so hot right now. -ed [1:20]
- I Love Melvin (1953) – Debbie Reynolds as a human football, in this fever dream musical tribute to American hand-egg. [3:16]
- Fantastic Mr Fox (2009) – Whack bat rules, explained with helpful infographics. Presented here in glorious Wes Anderson Vision. [2:11]
- Blow-up (1966) – Mime tennis; reality is a social construct, discuss. [3:12]
- 🍁Air Bud: World Pup * (2000) – So upon review, dogs can play soccer, as can puppies. Filmed right here in Vancouver. [2:13] * – any resemblance to large litigious organizations, living or deceased, is purely coincidental.
- Next Goal Wins (2023) – Some legends are born in the telling. From Taika Waititi’s comedy about the American Samoa national football team [3:25]
- 🍁The Grizzlies (2018) – This one goes out to all the goalies, shine on you crazy diamonds. [1:14]
- Space Jam (1996) – Bill Murray saves the world. Speaking as a fellow old person he’s going to want to find a hot tub and a sauna after that jog. [3:01]
- Ice Cold Cocos (1926) – They should bring back cabaret seating at hockey games. Discuss. [2:13]
- 🍁 Heritage Minute – Jacques Plante (1991) – A Montréal goalie challenges hockey’s conventions by wearing his invention, the hockey mask, during an NHL game (1959). [1:00]
- 🍁 Strange Brew (1983) – We went to the Hamlet production and a hockey game broke out; Taketh off eh, ye hosers. [2:02]
- After 9pm – Slap Shot (1977) – Speaking of taking off, here is a delightful little burlesque number from the hockey classic. [3:41]
- Murderball (2005) – The 2004 Canada vs USA Wheelchair Rugby Olympics final is presented in this documentary about the game. [3:17]
- 🍁 Men with Brooms (2002) – There’s a popular legend that American Kleenex brand tissues were driven out of the Canadian market (before it was cool!) because they couldn’t compete with the good will that Scotties built by sponsoring the Tournament of Hearts curling championship. We feel that this clip captures that sentiment. [2:12]
- 🍁 Heritage Minute – Mary “Bonnie” Baker (2023) This Heritage Minute celebrates Saskatchewan’s Mary “Bonnie” Baker, an all-star catcher in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League and a pioneer for women in sports. [1:00]
- A League of Their Own (1992) – It’s our league and we can cry if we want to. [0:57]
- Shaolin Soccer (2001) – Any volunteers to hand out yellow cards? No? Play on, I suppose. [2:17]
- Space Jam (1996) – The kiss that launched a thousand conventions. [1:24]
- 🍁The Grizzlies (2018) – a celebration of Canada’s OG national sport, Lacrosse. [2:03]
- 🍁 Heritage Minute – Jackie Robinson (1997) – Montréal Royals players and fans welcome the first African American player, marking the beginning of the end of baseball’s colour barrier (1946). [1:00]
- A League of their Own – Tryout montage from the 1992 classic . [1:24]
- 🍁 Heritage Minute – Vancouver Asahi (2019) – From 1914-1941, the Vancouver Asahi were one of city’s most dominant amateur baseball teams, winning multiple league titles in Vancouver and along the Northwest Coast. [1:00]
- 🍁 Heritage Minute – Norman Kwong (2024) – This Heritage Minute celebrates Norman Kwong, the first CFL player of Chinese heritage and 4x Grey Cup winner. [1:00]
- 🍁 Men with Brooms (2002) – Don’t mess with tradition, personified. [1:23]
- Hearts and Flowers (1919) – Some classic beach ball that in no way advances the plot. [1:14]
- Personal Best (1982) – Feel the struggle. Thanks to Alysa for the suggestion on our Discord. [2:47]
- 🍁Air Bud (1996) – Oh sure this kid leaves pudding cups out in the Howe Sound backcountry and finds a basketball playing dog; all I got was a mama bear and tetanus shot. [3:03]
- Teen Wolf (1985) – Ain’t no rule that says a werewolf can’t play basketball. [2:36]
- 🍁 Heritage Minute – Basketball (1992)The sport’s inventor, James Naismith of Almonte, Ontario, explains the rules during one of the first experimental games (1891). [1:00]
- Don’t Play Bridge with Your Wife (1933) – Cave people playing bridge, presented in pig latin. Behold, 1930s meme culture! It will happen to youuuuuuuuuu… [1:54]
- After 9pm! – Monty Python’s Flying Circus “The Naked Ant” S1E12 (1970) – Upper Class twit of the year. We’ll let this one speak for itself. [3:18]